you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
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The first one looks like a rocket cat
OH MY GOD
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guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS BIGGER THAN IT TOO OMG I CANT CLOSE MY LEGS. SEND HELP.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I WONT LEAK NOW RIGHT
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FUCK YOU BRIAN
lol mom top left txts like she’s on worse drugs than weed…
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When Peter Pan tells you to grow up you’ve surely got a serious problem.
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Let’s also give a shout out to that awesome parent who let their son dress however he wanted.
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